Garrus, he and Zelda have history. It's not my place to talk about but right now? My priority?
It's Zelda.
He's not going to sit around forever. He'll make another move and we need to be ready for him but until then we need to play this smart. He's not some superpowered brute. He's strong. He's smart. And he will use every advantage we give him so we need to be careful.
I want nothing more than to tear the sky down around this bastard's ears. He puts a fear in Zelda that makes me want to prove my brother right.
But I won't. I'm doing this my way. Not his. Not Ganondorf's.
So please, as my friend. I'm not asking you to stay out of this.
Forget me. I'm asking you to support Zelda.
Look into the Desert Wind. It's his ship. I don't know if he's acting alone or what but anything you can find out would be fine.
As for what he looks like? He's gotta be close to ten feet tall. Monstrously big, reddish-orange hair, kind of a greyish green skin. Carries an enormous sword at his hip that can change form to other weapons at will.
Right now, he thinks all Zelda has by her side is me and Ranma. I want to keep it that way.
It doesn't have to be revenge for yourself. It's easy to say it's for someone else. Write it off like that. But it is what it is. An eye for an eye.
[Hey Garrus how do you know that. Why are you so hung up on that. Not important.]
And if he's supposedly that dangerous, holding information back from your allies puts them in more danger.
Desert Wind. You know which fleet? Anything more about the ship? [Because there's not a convenient database to browse through here.] Has he posted on the network that you know of?
[SIGH. No resources, no backup. Usual avenues blocked off and the sole source of information is adamant nothing can take the target down. Not the worst ever... but close.]
I can't promise to stay out of his way while I'm tracking. There's always a potential risk when you dig for information. I'll figure a cover - I've done that before. But that's not a promise I can make, realistically.
But. If I did gun for him, he'd never see me coming. None of the others ever did.
[Especially not with what Cid went and did to his gun.]
Garrus, I landed a blow on his jaw that I know could flatten an anvil. His head shouldn’t just be gone. It should be a distant memory. But he took it and kept coming. He was a force of godsdamned nature.
I’m not trying to keep you out of it because if anyone needs more allies? It’s Zelda.
I don’t know if he’s posted anything on the network. He doesn’t seem the type. But we damaged his ship good so it’s going to need to post up for repairs. I doubt he’ll go to Eltrut. Maybe Nogard but also doubtful.
I’m trying not to press Zelda on what she knows about him because it’s hard on her and she deserves some time to just be Zelda. Like I said, she’s my priority. That’s why I’m asking you.
You’re one of my best friends, Garrus. That’s why I’m telling you this at all.
In the meantime, I’m gonna do something I never thought I’d do.
Then maybe he has some kind of barrier against physical attacks like that. Different worlds, different rules. Remember?
Fine - she was already on my radar anyway. Reminds me of someone from the crew I served with.
Damaged ship is something. Unless he has mechanics - or whatever passes for those around here - he'll have to land somewhere with repair facilities. What kind of damage? Easier to keep an eye out if I know that.
[And then snoop around every shipyard he can find. No big deal.]
Do what? Ask Zelda out? Because, honestly, if you don't, I'm about to for you.
[...'Barrier' huh? Makes sense. Apparently the Master Sword is the only thing that can hurt him so maybe because Darin's power is similar in nature it was diluted...?]
[...He might have to look into this.]
I don't know if he has accomplices. Acolytes. Whatever. They're called shipwrights. Look for shipwrights, especially any working under the table. I blew a portion of the deck off with that punch along with some decent hull damage. And anchor damage. Ranma got blasted right through the side of the damn hull.
[There's a solid minute before Darin even acknowledges that last part.]
Ask Zelda out where? We don't need to go anywhere.
Deck, hull and anchor. Understood. Shipwrights - maybe working for the "Corsairs" if they're more into that sort of thing. Be easier if I actually had a ship but, I can make one up easily enough.
[... the minute stretches.]
[And stretches.]
Dating.
I meant dating.
You know what, I'm just going to do it for you -
[He is not, but this is funnier. And he's a bit of an ass.]
Need I remind you how you just went on and on ... and on about how she needed protecting and allies and all of that?
You sound like [when I talk about Shepard- Oh. Hm. That's a nerve we're not going to examine today.] half the lovestruck guys I've known in my whole life.
Did you really think the whole... vigilante thing only applied to criminals? I was an investigator before that, you know. Besides, we had a whole talk in your forge about her, too.
... Yeah, no one wants to "lock mandibles" with anyone. Do you know how painful that gets?
Yeah, and then you clammed up when I asked what you fought about. The look on your face said it all.
[... Well #$%&.]
[Just what is he supposed to say to that? When it reminds him of half the damn conversations he'd had with Shepard? Painfully reminds him. Of Shepard, and of, strangely, Thane Krios. He hadn't been as privy to all the details of the man's past life, but the gist was similar. They bonded over rifles, after all.]
[The pause is very, very long.]
All right, all right - point taken. [Why is THAT what he said... is he that rattled?] I'll start digging. You don't have to worry about that.
You know, one of these days, I'm going to find something that's biologically impossible for your people to do, and make every joke at your expense about that.
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That's the part they don't tell you about vigilante work. The part where working alone gets you killed.
If you want to take him down, get revenge, whatever it is, the hell you're doing it alone.
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Garrus, he and Zelda have history. It's not my place to talk about but right now? My priority?
It's Zelda.
He's not going to sit around forever. He'll make another move and we need to be ready for him but until then we need to play this smart. He's not some superpowered brute. He's strong. He's smart. And he will use every advantage we give him so we need to be careful.
I want nothing more than to tear the sky down around this bastard's ears. He puts a fear in Zelda that makes me want to prove my brother right.
But I won't. I'm doing this my way. Not his. Not Ganondorf's.
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Forget me. I'm asking you to support Zelda.
Look into the Desert Wind. It's his ship. I don't know if he's acting alone or what but anything you can find out would be fine.
As for what he looks like? He's gotta be close to ten feet tall. Monstrously big, reddish-orange hair, kind of a greyish green skin. Carries an enormous sword at his hip that can change form to other weapons at will.
Right now, he thinks all Zelda has by her side is me and Ranma. I want to keep it that way.
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[Hey Garrus how do you know that. Why are you so hung up on that. Not important.]
And if he's supposedly that dangerous, holding information back from your allies puts them in more danger.
Desert Wind. You know which fleet? Anything more about the ship? [Because there's not a convenient database to browse through here.] Has he posted on the network that you know of?
[SIGH. No resources, no backup. Usual avenues blocked off and the sole source of information is adamant nothing can take the target down. Not the worst ever... but close.]
I can't promise to stay out of his way while I'm tracking. There's always a potential risk when you dig for information. I'll figure a cover - I've done that before. But that's not a promise I can make, realistically.
But. If I did gun for him, he'd never see me coming. None of the others ever did.
[Especially not with what Cid went and did to his gun.]
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I’m not trying to keep you out of it because if anyone needs more allies? It’s Zelda.
I don’t know if he’s posted anything on the network. He doesn’t seem the type. But we damaged his ship good so it’s going to need to post up for repairs. I doubt he’ll go to Eltrut. Maybe Nogard but also doubtful.
I’m trying not to press Zelda on what she knows about him because it’s hard on her and she deserves some time to just be Zelda. Like I said, she’s my priority. That’s why I’m asking you.
You’re one of my best friends, Garrus. That’s why I’m telling you this at all.
In the meantime, I’m gonna do something I never thought I’d do.
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Fine - she was already on my radar anyway. Reminds me of someone from the crew I served with.
Damaged ship is something. Unless he has mechanics - or whatever passes for those around here - he'll have to land somewhere with repair facilities. What kind of damage? Easier to keep an eye out if I know that.
[And then snoop around every shipyard he can find. No big deal.]
Do what? Ask Zelda out? Because, honestly, if you don't, I'm about to for you.
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[...He might have to look into this.]
I don't know if he has accomplices. Acolytes. Whatever. They're called shipwrights. Look for shipwrights, especially any working under the table. I blew a portion of the deck off with that punch along with some decent hull damage. And anchor damage. Ranma got blasted right through the side of the damn hull.
[There's a solid minute before Darin even acknowledges that last part.]
Ask Zelda out where? We don't need to go anywhere.
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[... the minute stretches.]
[And stretches.]
Dating.
I meant dating.
You know what, I'm just going to do it for you -
[He is not, but this is funnier. And he's a bit of an ass.]
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[Also, she's a princess. She has a (former) knight. Even if they're not involved there's no room for him there anyway!]
Why do you think I want to date her??
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You sound like [when I talk about Shepard- Oh. Hm. That's a nerve we're not going to examine today.] half the lovestruck guys I've known in my whole life.
Hold on, I'll get her on the phone -
[Garrus stop pretending like you're calling her.]
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I don't want to see you get hurt either you giant scaly jackass! That doesn't mean I want to lock mandibles with you!
I was talking about training my powers!
[You know, so he can protect her.]
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... Yeah, no one wants to "lock mandibles" with anyone. Do you know how painful that gets?
[PAUSE.]
And why do you want to do that? Be specific now.
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But fine, you want to know why? You want damn specifics?
It's because she saved me, Garrus. And I'm not talking about saving me from Ganondorf or anything.
She makes me feel like I'm not alone. That just because I was born to end my world it doesn't mean I can't do something good before my time runs out.
That woman's been through hell and now that hell has followed her here. Everything she does, she does for others and never herself.
She's my hero, Garrus.
So, I'm gonna do what I do best as a smith. Support the real heroes. Support my hero.
So I need to be better.
I want to be better.
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[... Well #$%&.]
[Just what is he supposed to say to that? When it reminds him of half the damn conversations he'd had with Shepard? Painfully reminds him. Of Shepard, and of, strangely, Thane Krios. He hadn't been as privy to all the details of the man's past life, but the gist was similar. They bonded over rifles, after all.]
[The pause is very, very long.]
All right, all right - point taken. [Why is THAT what he said... is he that rattled?] I'll start digging. You don't have to worry about that.
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[A minute passes.]
You're not actually calling her, are you?
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[... Not a lie this time. Or you know, teasing him.]
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I can't help it if she's interested in my history.
[Okay NOW he's giving Darin shit.]
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[It's cute.}
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[Liara and Zelda would get along great.]
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If they're not underwater, you can come too. Otherwise you'll do nothing but complain.
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[Except admit feelings but that's more of a 'man' thing than a 'human' thing.]
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[Okay but feelings are low hanging fruit since lol pot kettle here.]
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You know, I've never tried?
Full disclosure I have no idea how strong I actually am.
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