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[forgeabettertomorrow]

You're reached Darin Altway, Master Blacksmith! Got something that needs doing? Just let me know you're fixin' for and I'll fix it right up for ya!

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

[There's a solid five minutes before the dots appear that he's typing.]

Okay, I wanna preface this statement with the fact that I'm not gonna try this but

It does raise the question of what I can survive. I don't think I can survive that but

I guess I'm just realizing how little I know about how my stupid body works.

[thearchangel]

How about we test it with something significantly less lethal.

Like launching you out of a cannon.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

The problem is I can't tell if you're joking or not but also?

I bet I could survive it.

[thearchangel]

I'm serious.

Partly because it'd be funny.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

If we do this we can't tell Zelda.

[thearchangel]

Hey, that's your problem.

She's not my superior officer. I don't have to make a report.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[There's a couple of minutes before he responds.]

Honestly maybe we better not. I'm sure I'd survive but Zelda doesn't like seeing me get hurt and I don't want to put her through that because I thought I was invincible.

[thearchangel]

Ah.

You know, you're not beating the "I have feelings" allegations right now.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT BEING CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S FEELINGS, GARRUS?!

[thearchangel]

Nothing, nothing.

I just know that I've never tried to spare Tali's feelings for my stunts. Not like this, anyway.

[Garrus that's because your relationship with Tali is a shitty sibling relationship.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Hey Garrus that might be because you're a jerk.

Seriously, she's just a girl that I am good friends with.

[thearchangel]

What, me? Never. She's one of my oldest friends. If I really bothered her that much, she'd have shot me. Point blank. With her shotgun.

Uh huh. All right.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

See this is why Zelda's better.

She just chained me up with light shackles till I listened to her.

[thearchangel]

...



Huh. I didn't know you were into that.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Into what?

I kinda deserved it I was being an ass.

[thearchangel]

Into being tied up, Darin.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah I like being busy what's your point?

[thearchangel]

Okay there's no way you're that dense.

It's a kink thing. Restraints. Bondage. Being tied up for fun.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

[A half hour passes before Garrus' shellphone blows up.]

IT'S WHAT?!?!?!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

WE WEREN'T

[forgeabettertomorrow]

GARRUS SHE WASN'T TYINGGD ME UP

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I WAS BEING BAD AND SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME KNEEL AND

[forgeabettertomorrow]

BUT NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

SHE WAS TRYING TO GET ME INTO BED GARRUS AND I WAS FIGHTING HER!!!!!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!