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[forgeabettertomorrow]

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[thearchangel]

Ah, that explains it.

Both, actually. And to see if you told Zelda yet.

[This is why Tali threatened him with her shotgun.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

What the hell do you mean that explains it

I am not telling her about her ass she knows she has one its a moot point

[thearchangel]

Juvenile humor.

No, I mean how you appreciate it.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Im gonna punch you in the boba

Im not answering that

[thearchangel]

Couldn't make the headache any worse than it is.

So... no. You didn't.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Why is everyone so invested in this???

[thearchangel]

There's no good vids here, so we have to make our own entertainment.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Im glad my feelings for Zelda are so entertaining!

[thearchangel]

That was a joke, actually.

If you want to get more serious, it's that, personally, I just think you should say something. Not wait around until it's too late.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah well I did I just didnt tell her how much I liked her ass

[He might have done. Other things.]

[thearchangel]

...


wait what

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Things happened Garrus

Lets just leave it at that

[thearchangel]

What things?



You might as well tell me, or else I'm going to dig.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Im not giving you the details Garrus!

We just.

We spent the night there okay??

[thearchangel]

Come on... I have to know what to write on the congratulations announcement.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Garrus Im not the type to brag about things like that its disrespectful to her!

We just spent the night thats it

[thearchangel]

Again - kidding. I have to have some ammunition.

Besides, I'd lose a hell of a lot of respect here if you did spill anything.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I cant tell if youre kidding through text this is why I hate text.

So yeah that happened

[thearchangel]

Could you tell otherwise? I've got a great poker face.

Well.

Good for you two, then.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I can do it better than I can through text

Still

Thanks

[thearchangel]

Welcome.

I'd be a damned hypocrite if I didn't congratulate you, anyway.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah yeah just dont go spreading it around

To be honest I dont even know what we are

Just that we have a lot of feelings

[thearchangel]

"Friends with a lot of feelings you don't know how the hell to figure out", probably.

which

is a perfectly normal thing to be.

Just saying.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

This sounds like its coming from experience.

Shep's pretty great by the way. I like her!

[thearchangel]

[The pause here is a long, and telling one.]

Yeah.
No denying it - it is.

she's

[She is literally the whole world and the reason he's still alive and -]

She's the strongest person in the galaxy.
Except for driving. And dancing.