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[forgeabettertomorrow]

You're reached Darin Altway, Master Blacksmith! Got something that needs doing? Just let me know you're fixin' for and I'll fix it right up for ya!

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Garrus Im not the type to brag about things like that its disrespectful to her!

We just spent the night thats it

[thearchangel]

Again - kidding. I have to have some ammunition.

Besides, I'd lose a hell of a lot of respect here if you did spill anything.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I cant tell if youre kidding through text this is why I hate text.

So yeah that happened

[thearchangel]

Could you tell otherwise? I've got a great poker face.

Well.

Good for you two, then.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I can do it better than I can through text

Still

Thanks

[thearchangel]

Welcome.

I'd be a damned hypocrite if I didn't congratulate you, anyway.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah yeah just dont go spreading it around

To be honest I dont even know what we are

Just that we have a lot of feelings

[thearchangel]

"Friends with a lot of feelings you don't know how the hell to figure out", probably.

which

is a perfectly normal thing to be.

Just saying.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

This sounds like its coming from experience.

Shep's pretty great by the way. I like her!

[thearchangel]

[The pause here is a long, and telling one.]

Yeah.
No denying it - it is.

she's

[She is literally the whole world and the reason he's still alive and -]

She's the strongest person in the galaxy.
Except for driving. And dancing.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin wants to brag that his not!girlfriend-wife has the powers of a goddess but he's not sure if he's allowed to mention that and also, he won't give Garrus shit for once.]

[Shepard on the other hand?]

Wait, she can't drive?

[thearchangel]

She's very very talented at driving very
very dangerously.



As in, straight up a mountain, off a cliff. Driving the wrong way in traffic.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay hold on so full disclosure most transports where I come from are still being pulled by horses and other beasts of burden. Not a lot of things have engines yet

So Im trying to imagine Shep steering two horses vertically up a cliff or backwards through town and Garrus

I cant

I cant stop laughing

[thearchangel]

Try and imagine one of these ships. But armored, with wheels. Drives with an engine.

It has a cannon as big as I am tall.

That is what went up the mountain. And off a cliff. Several times.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay but did she ever put it in reverse and then fire the cannon for a speed boost?

[thearchangel]

No.



She just used the thrusters.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

So what your saying is I should look into that magitech engine that Emet-Selch has been working on and develop an all-terrain craft.

Not gonna lie I wanna see her driving for myself

[thearchangel]

Please... do not do that.

I would rather drown. I love her, she is the love of my life, but I do not want to be in the tank with her.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Wow wont even support your girlfriend huh?

Thats okay we dont need a chaperone. Ill ride

Sidesaddle?

Whats it called when youre the copilot

[thearchangel]

Don't joke about that.
The support thing. I'll take the rest of the crap just not that.


... Copilot. It's called copilot.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Alright alright my bad Im sorry

[See? Darin can be nice! He can accept a line when one is given!]

Right copilot. Ill be copilot. You dont need to be there I just wanna experience it for myself

It cant possibly be that bad

[thearchangel]

[All right we're good, no worries no ruffled feathers - get it?]

she drove directly at an oncoming truck once

and then asked if a taxi had weapons

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Garrus would you mind if I went on a ridealong with your girlfriend because this sounds incredible

[thearchangel]

Why would you encourage this?

It's like you want me to get old before my time.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

How old even are you anyway? Like 50?