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Glad to see you coming to terms with your thickness.
[He means thickheaded.]
[He means thickheaded.]
[Ranma stop he's not used to someone dumber than him.]
[Is this what it's like to be everyone else?]
[He owes a lot of apologies.]
You know what? To hell with it. Doing something ill-advised and ridiculous has never stopped me before.
Teach me the Way of the Dumbass.
Where do I start?
[Is this what it's like to be everyone else?]
[He owes a lot of apologies.]
You know what? To hell with it. Doing something ill-advised and ridiculous has never stopped me before.
Teach me the Way of the Dumbass.
Where do I start?
Edited 2024-09-09 19:53 (UTC)
[rn the icon is matching his current mood]
It's not dumbassery. Pop would just throw me into all kind of crap and tell me to figure it out, gripe if I don't make it out pristine, and do it all over again until I come out unscathed. It's mostly do or die from my experience.
[Sink or swim to its most extreme degree.]
If I'm gonna put you through the endurance strengthening exercise, I'm gonna need some prep time.
It's not dumbassery. Pop would just throw me into all kind of crap and tell me to figure it out, gripe if I don't make it out pristine, and do it all over again until I come out unscathed. It's mostly do or die from my experience.
[Sink or swim to its most extreme degree.]
If I'm gonna put you through the endurance strengthening exercise, I'm gonna need some prep time.
Makes sense. Dromas said they put him through literal hell in...hell? But that explains why he was as strong as he was.
So I just need experience.
Alright, let's do this thing. Take your time but don't hold back!
So I just need experience.
Alright, let's do this thing. Take your time but don't hold back!
Yep.
Don't worry, I won't. Shouldn't take me long to find some ropes and large enough boulders.
[And that's what he's leaving Darin off on.
This is fine.]
Don't worry, I won't. Shouldn't take me long to find some ropes and large enough boulders.
[And that's what he's leaving Darin off on.
This is fine.]
Yeah I like being busy what's your point?
Okay there's no way you're that dense.
It's a kink thing. Restraints. Bondage. Being tied up for fun.
[A half hour passes before Garrus' shellphone blows up.]
IT'S WHAT?!?!?!
IT'S WHAT?!?!?!
I WAS BEING BAD AND SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME KNEEL AND
SHE WAS TRYING TO GET ME INTO BED GARRUS AND I WAS FIGHTING HER!!!!!
SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED WE JUST SLEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS DYING GARRUS I NEEDED IT YOU DON'T GET IT
I CAN LITERALLY HEAR YOUR SMUG GRIN YOU STUPID SPACE LIZARD BASTARD THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETWEEN US
Edited 2024-09-10 06:35 (UTC)
[He'd gone off to clean his rifle in the pause. And then, once the phone started going crazy, just... keeps cleaning it.]
[Waiting.]
[Waiting...]
[Wow he's really losing his mind over this, isn't he.]
[As payback, because Garrus Vakarian is a jackass like this, he waits enough 30 minutes before responding. Have fun with that, bestie.]
Are you done? I've got another gun to clean if you have more kinks to work out. I mean, the restraints bit I got but... 'being bad'?
Damn.
[He's saving all of these for posterity. By the way.]
[Waiting.]
[Waiting...]
[Wow he's really losing his mind over this, isn't he.]
[As payback, because Garrus Vakarian is a jackass like this, he waits enough 30 minutes before responding. Have fun with that, bestie.]
Are you done? I've got another gun to clean if you have more kinks to work out. I mean, the restraints bit I got but... 'being bad'?
Damn.
[He's saving all of these for posterity. By the way.]
[Darin was losing his mind thanks. Maybe if he hit the water sprinting he can move fast enough to run to the other side of the world.]
[When Garrus finally responds he dives for his phone.]
SHUT UP!!!
Starting to think Dromas was onto something and that violence might be the answer!!
[When Garrus finally responds he dives for his phone.]
SHUT UP!!!
Starting to think Dromas was onto something and that violence might be the answer!!
Edited 2024-09-10 07:12 (UTC)
[This is so funny. This is hilarious. Oh no.]
I haven't said a word. I've just typed. This whole time.
I haven't said a word. I've just typed. This whole time.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DAMMIT
SERIOUSLY WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I EVEN LIKE HER THAT WAY??
SERIOUSLY WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I EVEN LIKE HER THAT WAY??
Whats a capslock I don't know as much about guns as you do
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