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[forgeabettertomorrow]

You're reached Darin Altway, Master Blacksmith! Got something that needs doing? Just let me know you're fixin' for and I'll fix it right up for ya!

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[thearchangel]

[He is not going to, no.]

How's your face, first of all? Recovered?

How about your dignity?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Im doing fine Garrus. You were way more drunk than I was. I didnt even know Turians could get drunk

[thearchangel]

Why wouldn't we? Alcohol is a universal constant.

But it's been a while since I got that intoxicated, I admit.


At least I wasn't yelling about someone's ass.

[headhunt]

that sounds fake

then did you tell her

[forgeabettertomorrow]

No Im serious I metabolize alcohol like crazy Id have to drink an entire bar's worth of booze to get that sick

I did not tell her that she has a perfect ass no

[A lot of. Other things. Happened.]

[headhunt]

you ever had anything brewed by an ogre?

why not

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I have not but now Im curious

Other things happened

[headhunt]

if there's a will there's a way
and if you die you die

other things?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Uh ghosts were involved

We wound up staying the night

[headhunt]

what

so what then
you guys cuddled?

( because ghosts are scary, so obviously. . . )

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[There's like ten minutes before Darin responds.]

Cuddling.

Happened.

[Because that doesn't sound even remotely suspicious.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

No you just punched me over boba

I didnt forget that by the way

1/2

[headhunt]

( )

[headhunt]

GOOD JOB MAN
YOU POPPED YOUR CHERRY!!

( wrong idea. )

[forgeabettertomorrow]

KARLACH NO WE GOT MARRIED

1/??? - darin, turn off your phone. spam is coming.

[headhunt]

what

[headhunt]

that's a pretty old fashioned way of doing it.........

[headhunt]

i was thinking more like
making out and heavy petting
you know trouser touching

[headhunt]

but i guess if you know you know..........

[headhunt]

WAIT YOU ROTTEN BERRY

[headhunt]

YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?

I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN US MAN

[headhunt]

: (

8/8

[headhunt]

congratulations still!!

that's a big deal. we gotta have a party.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

WAIT WAIT KARLACH ITS NOT LIKE THAT!!

Look I got possessed by a ghost who wanted us to see if his lover was still waiting for him so we went and it turns out she was. Then Zelda got possesses because she was waiting around for centuries for the guy possessing me and she was really really pissed off!

Zelda was almost consumed so I kissed her to wake her up and then we did then we tried to help the ghosts by getting them married but they needed a body to get ghost married so we let them possess us until they got married and then they left and Zelda and I kinda maybe spent the night in the ghost lady's secret room!!

If it were a real wedding we would have invited you!!!

[thearchangel]

Not my fault. You should have said it was a drink to start with.